Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publsiher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2015-04-07
ISBN 10: 0761185755
ISBN 13: 9780761185758
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Toddlers Are A holes Book Review:

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.) Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publsiher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2015-04-07
ISBN 10: 076118564X
ISBN 13: 9780761185642
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Toddlers Are A holes Book Review:

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
Author: Sopha King Tyerd
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2014-10-10
ISBN 10: 9780990592891
ISBN 13: 0990592898
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Toddlers Are A holes Book Review:

Toddler A**holery is a normal part of human development. It's like puberty but focuses mainly on throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. Reader, never ever blame yourself for your toddler being an a**hole to you. Toddlers are beautiful, kind, and wonderful to people who are not in primary custody of them. There's a reason toddlers are at their peak cuteness: it's because nature knows that toddlerhood is when you are most likely to take your child to a public park and leave them there with a note that says, "I'm a little $hit and they couldn't take it anymore." Hide in the bathroom and read this hilarious, satirical guide for instant comic relief from cutting toast into perfect triangles.

A Kid s Guide to Black Holes Astronomy Books Grade 6 Astronomy Space Science

A Kid s Guide to Black Holes Astronomy Books Grade 6   Astronomy   Space Science
Author: Baby Professor
Publsiher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2017-02-15
ISBN 10: 1541909321
ISBN 13: 9781541909328
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

A Kid s Guide to Black Holes Astronomy Books Grade 6 Astronomy Space Science Book Review:

Is it true that Black Holes suck everything that comes near it? It’s time to learn the truths and the myths behind these mysterious giants in outer space. It’s interesting to know that even if our scientists only know a portion of the truth about Black Holes, it’s still enough to give you a glimpse of the universe. Grab a copy now!

The Honest Toddler

The Honest Toddler
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2013-05-07
ISBN 10: 1476733724
ISBN 13: 9781476733722
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Honest Toddler Book Review:

As seen on Good Morning America, the irreverent, bracingly honest, and “awfully funny” (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Internet’s most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans. Are you the confused parent of a toddler? Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life? Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I can’t help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book you’ll learn: • How time-outs make you look like a fool • Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen • Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN • The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles • That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants The hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes. Happy reading. You’re doing the right thing. For once.

Three Year Olds Are A holes

Three Year Olds Are A  holes
Author: Sarah Fader
Publsiher: Osiris Ink
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2016-06
ISBN 10: 9781941065174
ISBN 13: 1941065171
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Three Year Olds Are A holes Book Review:

Once upon a time Sarah Fader wrote a blog post called 3-Year-Olds Are Assholes. It went viral on HuffPost Parents with over 400,000 shares on Facebook. This book tells the story of three-year-old Samantha, who is determined to make a rainbow. It features illustrations by Shari Ryan.

I Heart My Little A Holes

I Heart My Little A Holes
Author: Karen Alpert
Publsiher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2014-04-08
ISBN 10: 0062341618
ISBN 13: 9780062341617
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

I Heart My Little A Holes Book Review:

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

The Toddler Survival Guide

The Toddler Survival Guide
Author: Mike Spohr,Heather Spohr
Publsiher: Voyageur Press (MN)
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2017-08
ISBN 10: 0760352194
ISBN 13: 9780760352199
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Toddler Survival Guide Book Review:

"The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody that will leave parents laughing even as it provides practical advise on how they can make it through toddlerhood intact"--

Confessions of a Domestic Failure

Confessions of a Domestic Failure
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publsiher: MIRA
Total Pages: 400
Release: 2017-05-02
ISBN 10: 1488022887
ISBN 13: 9781488022883
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Confessions of a Domestic Failure Book Review:

Instant Bestseller "Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for."—Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."—Booklist (starred review) From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut sure to be a must-read for moms everywhere There are good moms and bad moms—and then there are hot-mess moms. Introducing Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who's trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect, Facebook-fantastic and Instagram-impressive mommies but failing miserably. When Ashley gets the opportunity to participate in the Motherhood Better boot camp run by the mommy-blog-empire maven she idolizes, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she's always wanted to be. But will she fly high or flop? With her razor-sharp wit and knack for finding the funny in everything, Bunmi Laditan creates a character as flawed and lovable as Bridget Jones or Becky Bloomwood while hilariously lambasting the societal pressures placed upon every new mother. At its heart, Ashley's story reminds moms that there's no way to be perfect, but many ways to be great.

The Hole Book

The Hole Book
Author: Peter Newell
Publsiher: Franklin Classics
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2018-10-12
ISBN 10: 9780342663255
ISBN 13: 0342663259
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Hole Book Book Review:

This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. To ensure a quality reading experience, this work has been proofread and republished using a format that seamlessly blends the original graphical elements with text in an easy-to-read typeface. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Dry Bones

Dry Bones
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Childs Play International Limited
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2009-01-01
ISBN 10: 9781846432101
ISBN 13: 1846432103
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Dry Bones Book Review:

Using the words of a traditional African-American spiiritual and innovative die-cut holes on the page, children learn parts of the body and how each bone is connected to the next in this illustrated version of the song .

Oh Crap I Have a Toddler

Oh Crap  I Have a Toddler
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2019-06-04
ISBN 10: 1982109742
ISBN 13: 9781982109745
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Oh Crap I Have a Toddler Book Review:

Real-world, from-the-trenches toddler parenting advice from the author of the bestselling Oh Crap! Potty Training. Toddlers—commonly defined as children aged between two and five years old—can be a horribly misunderstood bunch. What most parents view as bad behavior is in fact just curious behavior. Toddlerdom is the age of individuation, seeking control, and above all, learning how the world works. But this misunderstanding between parents and child can lead to power struggles, tantrums, and even diminished growth and creativity. The recent push of early intellectualism coupled with a desire to “make childhood magical” has created a strange paradox—we have three-year-olds with math and Mandarin tutors who don’t know how to dress themselves and are sitting in their own poop. We are pushing the toddler mind beyond its limit but simultaneously keeping them far below their own natural capabilities. In the frank, funny, and totally authentic Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler, social worker Jamie Glowacki helps parents work through what she considers the five essential components of raising toddlers: —Engaging the toddler mind —Working with the toddler body —Understanding and dealing with the toddler behavior —Creating a good toddler environment —You, the parent Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler is about doing more with less—and bringing real childhood back from the brink of over-scheduled, over-stimulated, helicopter parenting. With her signature down-and-dirty, friend-to-friend advice, Jamie is here to help you experience the joy of parenting again and giving your child—and yourself—the freedom to let them grow at their own pace and become who they are.

How Toddlers Thrive

How Toddlers Thrive
Author: Tovah P Klein
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2015-02-24
ISBN 10: 147673514X
ISBN 13: 9781476735146
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

How Toddlers Thrive Book Review:

Klein argues that adult success is often established in the developmental preschool years. She shares advice for parents on how to promote such success-driving positive attributes as resilience, self-regulation, and empathy.

Down in the Jungle

Down in the Jungle
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Classic Books with Holes 8x8
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2013-06
ISBN 10: 9781846436192
ISBN 13: 1846436192
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Down in the Jungle Book Review:

Down in the jungle where nobody goes, there is something very exciting going on! Find out by looking through the die-cut holes on each page, and join in with the well-loved song.

I Want to Go First

I Want to Go First
Author: Richard Byrne
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2018-04-05
ISBN 10: 9780192749741
ISBN 13: 0192749749
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

I Want to Go First Book Review:

In this playful and engaging new story from innovative picture book maker Richard Byrne, Elphie is lining up with the other elephants to start the long march to the watering hole at the back of the book. As the littlest elephant, he has to go last. But Elphie reallly wants to go first and heenlists the help of the reader to help him move up the queue. He almost manages it until the biggest elephant shuffles everyone back to their proper positions just as they arrive at the watering hole. But the watering hole is already occupied by a very, very big and very, very selfish elephant.Elphie's resourcefulness saves the day and on the long march home, the other elephants decide that Elphie should go . . . *SPOILER ALERT* . . . you'll just have to read the book to find out!

Ditty Bird Instrumental Children s Songs

Ditty Bird Instrumental Children   s Songs
Author: Mema Publishing LTD
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2017-10
ISBN 10: 9780994606723
ISBN 13: 0994606729
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Ditty Bird Instrumental Children s Songs Book Review:

What sound does this musical instrument make?Let's listen to Ditty Bird playing his much-loved musical instruments.Press the sound button on each page to listen to instrumental versions of classic children's songs. Great for sing-along!This book introduces six instrumental songs:Guitar - "A-tisket, A-tasket"Violin - "Twinkle Twinkle little star"Piano - "Are you sleeping, Brother John?"Ukulele - "The finger family song"Xylophone - "Mary had a little lamb"Flute - "Rain Rain go away"

The Ants Go Marching

The Ants Go Marching
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Child's Play International
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2013-06
ISBN 10: 9781846436185
ISBN 13: 1846436184
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Ants Go Marching Book Review:

One by one the ants march to get to shelter from the rain in this illustrated version of the classic children's song.

The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers

The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers
Author: Dawn Dais
Publsiher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2015-09-15
ISBN 10: 1580055907
ISBN 13: 9781580055901
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers Book Review:

They’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge. Chapters include: You Suck at This. It’s not just your imagination. Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult. Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch. Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor. Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick. This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones. Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices. Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?”

The Montessori Toddler

The Montessori Toddler
Author: Simone Davies
Publsiher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2019-03-19
ISBN 10: 152350790X
ISBN 13: 9781523507900
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Montessori Toddler Book Review:

Turn your home into a Montessori home—and become a more mindful, attentive, and easygoing parent. It’s time to change the way we see toddlers. Using the principles developed by the educator Dr. Maria Montessori, Simone Davies shows how to turn life with a “terrible two” into a mutually rich and rewarding time of curiosity, learning, respect, and discovery. With hundreds of practical ideas for every aspect of living with a toddler, here are five principles for feeding your child’s natural curiosity, from “Trust in the child” to “Fostering a sense of wonder.” Step-by-step ways to cultivate daily routines with ease, like brushing teeth, toilet-training, dealing with siblings, losing the pacifier. Plus learn how to: Stay composed when your toddler is not and set limits with love and respect—without resorting to bribes or punishment Set up your home and get rid of the chaos Create Montessori activities that are just right for your one-to-three-year-old Raise an inquisitive learner who loves exploring the world around them See the world through your toddler’s eyes and be surprised and delighted by their perspective Be your child’s guide—and truly celebrate every stage

Little Puppy Finger Puppet Book

Little Puppy  Finger Puppet Book
Author: Chronicle Books,ImageBooks Staff
Publsiher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2007-08-23
ISBN 10: 9780811857710
ISBN 13: 0811857719
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Little Puppy Finger Puppet Book Book Review:

With a plush finger puppet permanently attached to the book and peek-a-boo holes in every page, this charming board book is a fun way for parents and children to play and read together.