Running with Scissors

Running with Scissors
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2010-04-01
ISBN 10: 9781429902526
ISBN 13: 1429902523
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Running with Scissors Book Review:

Now including an excerpt from Lust & Wonder, a new memoir coming in March 2016. Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead-ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain. Suddenly, at age twelve, Augusten Burroughs found himself living in a dilapidated Victorian in perfect squalor. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients, and a pedophile living in the backyard shed completed the tableau. Here, there were no rules, there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer, and Valium was eaten like Pez. And when things got dull, there was always the vintage electroshock therapy machine under the stairs.... Running with Scissors is at turns foul and harrowing, compelling and maniacally funny. But above all, it chronicles an ordinary boy's survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: Atlantic Books Ltd
Total Pages: 300
Release: 2004-02-01
ISBN 10: 0857893521
ISBN 13: 9780857893529
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Running With Scissors Book Review:

The #1 New York Times Bestseller An Entertainment Weekly Top Ten Book of the Year Now a Major Motion Picture This is the true story of a boy who wanted to grow up with the Brady Bunch, but ended up living with the Addams Family. Augusten Burroughs's mother gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead ringer for Santa Claus and a certifiable lunatic into the bargain. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients and a sinister man living in the garden shed completed the tableau. In the perfect squalor of their dilapidated Victorian house, there were no rules and there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer and Valium was chomped down like sweets. And when things got a bit slow, there was always the ancient electroshock therapy machine under the stairs... 'This is the Brady Bunch on Viagra... it is impossible not to laugh at all the jokes; to admire the sardonic, fetid tone; to wonder, slack-jawed and agog, at the sheer looniness of the vista he conjures up' -- Rachel Cooke, Observer

Running with Scissors

Running with Scissors
Author: Jennifer Moss Breen,Haytham Abduljawad,Jacqueline N. Font-Guzmán
Publsiher: IAP
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2019-09-01
ISBN 10: 1641137118
ISBN 13: 9781641137119
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Running with Scissors Book Review:

The more complex and ambiguous this world becomes, the greater the uncertainty leaders will face in their day to day professional and personal lives, and the greater the need to recognize and develop their leadership skills to help be the voice of reason when there’s nothing around them but chaos. The book presents real case studies where the authors offer action learning methodologies grounded in various leadership theories. Whether you are a firm or skeptical believer in leadership development, the authors in this book, through their experiences and observations, illustrate how awareness, purpose, attitude, confidence, trust and mindset can play such a critical role in overcoming the toughest of circumstances.

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors
Author: L a Witt
Publsiher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 424
Release: 2019-05
ISBN 10: 9781092282239
ISBN 13: 1092282238
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Running With Scissors Book Review:

*** LARGE PRINT EDITIONS *** Eighteen months ago, drummer Jude Colburn made the biggest mistake of his life when he walked away from his band just as they were on the brink of success. Now, he's got a second chance. The band's bassist just quit, and Jude plays bass almost as well as he plays drums. The other band members aren't thrilled, but they are desperate. Running with Scissors needs him, but there's one condition: no hooking up with bandmates. That's what ruined things eighteen months ago, after all. Jude's on board, but no one warned him about the drummer who replaced him. A.J. Palmer is shy and unassuming . . . until he hits the stage. He gets Jude's attention from the first beat, and suddenly that "no hookups" rule isn't so easy to follow. Keeping secrets on a tour bus isn't easy either, and it's only a matter of time before the band catches on. When everything hits the fan, Jude has to choose: a second chance at the career he's always regretted leaving, or a shot at the man of his dreams? This 82,000 word novel was previously published.

That's What You Get for Running With Scissors

That's What You Get for Running With Scissors
Author: Toniwo
Publsiher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2006-05
ISBN 10: 0595397433
ISBN 13: 9780595397433
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


That's What You Get for Running With Scissors Book Review:

Didn't your mother tell you it was dangerous to run with scissors?

Lust & Wonder

Lust & Wonder
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2016-03-29
ISBN 10: 1250082366
ISBN 13: 9781250082367
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Lust & Wonder Book Review:

The instant New York Times bestseller Lust: 1. intense sexual desire or appetite 2.a passionate or overmastering desire or craving 3.ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish. Wonder: 1. something strange and surprising; a cause of surprise, astonishment,or admiration 2. the emotion excited by what is strange and surprising; a feeling of surprised or puzzled interest, sometimes tinged with admiration 3. a miraculous deed or event; remarkable phenomenon From the beloved #1 New York Times bestselling author comes an intimate look at the driving forces in one man’s life. With Augusten's unique and singular observations and his own unabashed way of detailing both the horrific and the humorous, Lust and Wonder is a hilariously frank memoir that his legions of fans have been waiting for. His story began in Running with Scissors, endured through Dry, and continues with this memoir, the capstone to the life of Augusten Burroughs. Funny, sweet, alarming, and ultimately, moving and tender, Lust & Wonder is an experience of a book that will resonate with anyone who has loved and lost and loved again.

This Is How

This Is How
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2012-05-08
ISBN 10: 1250011566
ISBN 13: 9781250011565
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


This Is How Book Review:

If you're fat and fail every diet, if you're thin but can't get thin enough, if you lose your job, if your child dies, if you are diagnosed with cancer, if you always end up with exactly the wrong kind of person, if you always end up alone, if you can't get over the past, if your parents are insane and ruining your life, if you really and truly wish you were dead, if you feel like it's your destiny to be a star, if you believe life has a grudge against you, if you don't want to have sex with your spouse and don't know why, if you feel so ashamed, if you're lost in life. If you have ever wondered, How am I aupposed to survive this? This is How.

Dry

Dry
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: Picador
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2013-04-23
ISBN 10: 1466844302
ISBN 13: 9781466844308
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Dry Book Review:

The Tenth Anniversary Edition of the New York Times bestselling book that has sold over half a million copies in paperback. "I was addicted to "Bewitched" as a kid. I worshipped Darren Stevens the First. When he'd come home from work and Samantha would say, ‘Darren, would you like me to fix you a drink?' He'd always rest his briefcase on the table below the mirror in the foyer, wipe his forehead with a monogrammed handkerchief and say, ‘Better make it a double.'" (from Chapter Two) You may not know it, but you've met Augusten Burroughs. You've seen him on the street, in bars, on the subway, at restaurants: a twentysomething guy, nice suit, works in advertising. Regular. Ordinary. But when the ordinary person had two drinks, Augusten was circling the drain by having twelve; when the ordinary person went home at midnight, Augusten never went home at all. Loud, distracting ties, automated wake-up calls and cologne on the tongue could only hide so much for so long. At the request (well, it wasn't really a request) of his employers, Augusten lands in rehab, where his dreams of group therapy with Robert Downey Jr. are immediately dashed by grim reality of fluorescent lighting and paper hospital slippers. But when Augusten is forced to examine himself, something actually starts to click and that's when he finds himself in the worst trouble of all. Because when his thirty days are up, he has to return to his same drunken Manhattan life—and live it sober. What follows is a memoir that's as moving as it is funny, as heartbreaking as it is true. Dry is the story of love, loss, and Starbucks as a Higher Power.

Sellevision

Sellevision
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Griffin
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2003-06-01
ISBN 10: 1429956739
ISBN 13: 9781429956734
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Sellevision Book Review:

The hilarious first novel by the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors, Dry, A Wolf at the Table, and You Better Not Cry, Sellevision is Augusten Burrough's darkly funny and vastly entertaining skewering of a very troubled home-shopping channel. Welcome to the world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much loved and handsome (that is, lonely and gay) host of a "Toys for Tots" segment, accidentally exposes himself in front of millions of kids, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max struggles to find a new job in television, the popular and perky host Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails from a stalker. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the young babysitter who lives next door. Then there's Leigh, whose affair with married Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere until she announces their relationship on air. A blistering satire of our overcharged, scandal-obsessed world, Sellevision is "an absolute howl . . . wicked fun" (New York Daily News).

Possible Side Effects

Possible Side Effects
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2007-04-17
ISBN 10: 1429912464
ISBN 13: 9781429912464
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Possible Side Effects Book Review:

From the million-copy bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection yet. This book is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This book is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some people reported inappropriate, convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs, and sudden gasping. Fewer than 1 percent reported narcolepsy. Doll collectors may experience special sensitivity, as may discourteous drivers, candy-company brand managers, and nicotine-gum users. This book has been shown to be especially helpful to those with parents, grandparents, life partners, and incontinent dogs. People with dry, cracked skin have responded well to this book, as have people with certain heart conditions. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. This text is contraindicated in those suffering from certain psychiatric disorders, including---but not limited to---readers afflicted with anhedonia, which is the inability to experience pleasure. Ask your doctor about Possible Side Effects.

A Wolf at the Table

A Wolf at the Table
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2008-04-29
ISBN 10: 9781429937658
ISBN 13: 1429937653
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


A Wolf at the Table Book Review:

"As a little boy, I had a dream that my father had taken me to the woods where there was a dead body. He buried it and told me I must never tell. It was the only thing we'd ever done together as father and son, and I promised not to tell. But unlike most dreams, the memory of this one never left me. And sometimes...I wasn't altogether sure about one thing: was it just a dream?" When Augusten Burroughs was small, his father was a shadowy presence in his life: a form on the stairs, a cough from the basement, a silent figure smoking a cigarette in the dark. As Augusten grew older, something sinister within his father began to unfurl. Something dark and secretive that could not be named. Betrayal after shocking betrayal ensued, and Augusten's childhood was over. The kind of father he wanted didn't exist for him. This father was distant, aloof, uninterested... And then the "games" began. With A Wolf at the Table, Augusten Burroughs makes a quantum leap into untapped emotional terrain: the radical pendulum swing between love and hate, the unspeakably terrifying relationship between father and son. Told with scorching honesty and penetrating insight, it is a story for anyone who has ever longed for unconditional love from a parent. Though harrowing and brutal, A Wolf at the Table will ultimately leave you buoyed with the profound joy of simply being alive. It's a memoir of stunning psychological cruelty and the redemptive power of hope.

Toil & Trouble

Toil & Trouble
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2019-10-01
ISBN 10: 1250019966
ISBN 13: 9781250019967
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Toil & Trouble Book Review:

From the number one New York Times bestselling author comes another stunning memoir that is tender, touching...and just a little spooky. "Here’s a partial list of things I don’t believe in: God. The Devil. Heaven. Hell. Bigfoot. Ancient Aliens. Past lives. Life after death. Vampires. Zombies. Reiki. Homeopathy. Rolfing. Reflexology. Note that 'witches' and 'witchcraft' are absent from this list. The thing is, I wouldn’t believe in them, and I would privately ridicule any idiot who did, except for one thing: I am a witch." For as long as Augusten Burroughs could remember, he knew things he shouldn't have known. He manifested things that shouldn't have come to pass. And he told exactly no one about this, save one person: his mother. His mother reassured him that it was all perfectly normal, that he was descended from a long line of witches, going back to the days of the early American colonies. And that this family tree was filled with witches. It was a bond that he and his mother shared--until the day she left him in the care of her psychiatrist to be raised in his family (but that's a whole other story). After that, Augusten was on his own. On his own to navigate the world of this tricky power; on his own to either use or misuse this gift. From the hilarious to the terrifying, Toil & Trouble is a chronicle of one man's journey to understand himself, to reconcile the powers he can wield with things with which he is helpless. There are very few things that are coincidences, as you will learn in Toil & Trouble. Ghosts are real, trees can want to kill you, beavers are the spawn of Satan, houses are alive, and in the end, love is the most powerful magic of all.

Postal

Postal
Author: Brock Wilbur,Nathan Rabin
Publsiher: Boss Fight Books
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2020-04-07
ISBN 10: 1940535220
ISBN 13: 9781940535227
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Postal Book Review:

In 1997, game studio Running With Scissors released its debut title, Postal, an isometric shooter aimed at shocking an imagined pearl-clutching public. The game was crass, gory, and dumb—all of which might have been forgivable if the game had been any fun to play. Postal gained enough notoriety from riding the wave of public outrage to warrant a sequel. And DLC. And a remake. And, perhaps most surprising of all, a Golden-Raspberry-winning feature film adaptation directed by the infamous Uwe Boll. In this thoughtful and hilarious tag-team performance, Brock Wilbur & Nathan Rabin probe the fascinatingly troubled game and film for what each can tell us about shock culture & mass shootings, interviewing the RWS team and even Boll himself for answers. Like it or not, Postal is the franchise that won't die—no matter how many molotov cocktails you throw at it.

Why We Must Run With Scissors

Why We Must Run With Scissors
Author: Barry Lane,Gretchen Bernabei
Publsiher: Turtleback
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2003-08-01
ISBN 10: 9780613672535
ISBN 13: 0613672534
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Why We Must Run With Scissors Book Review:

For use in schools and libraries only. These 83 classroom-ready lessons provide teachers with an idea-packed curriculum for sparking a class of creative, savvy persuaders.

Look Me in the Eye

Look Me in the Eye
Author: John Elder Robison
Publsiher: Broadway Books
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2007-09-25
ISBN 10: 0307405729
ISBN 13: 9780307405722
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Look Me in the Eye Book Review:

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “As sweet and funny and sad and true and heartfelt a memoir as one could find.” —from the foreword by Augusten Burroughs Ever since he was young, John Robison longed to connect with other people, but by the time he was a teenager, his odd habits—an inclination to blurt out non sequiturs, avoid eye contact, dismantle radios, and dig five-foot holes (and stick his younger brother, Augusten Burroughs, in them)—had earned him the label “social deviant.” It was not until he was forty that he was diagnosed with a form of autism called Asperger’s syndrome. That understanding transformed the way he saw himself—and the world. A born storyteller, Robison has written a moving, darkly funny memoir about a life that has taken him from developing exploding guitars for KISS to building a family of his own. It’s a strange, sly, indelible account—sometimes alien yet always deeply human.

Magical Thinking

Magical Thinking
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2004-10-05
ISBN 10: 1429915870
ISBN 13: 9781429915878
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Magical Thinking Book Review:

From the number-one bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry comes Augusten Burroughs's most eagerly anticipated collection yet: true stories that give voice to the thoughts that we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant-Breakfast Drink television commercial: "Yes, you, Augusten. You were great. We want you." I can now trace my manic adult tendencies to this moment. It was the first time I felt deeply thrilled about something just a fraction of an instant after being completely crushed. I believe those three words "We want you" were enough to cause my brain to rewire itself, and from then on, I would require more than other people....- from Magical Thinking's "Commercial Break" A contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. A different kind of "roof work." Dating an undertaker who shows up in a minivan. This is the fabric of Augusten Burroughs's life: a collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight into both dark and hilarious places. With Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs goes where other memoirists fear to tread.

You Better Not Cry

You Better Not Cry
Author: Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2009-10-27
ISBN 10: 9781429943758
ISBN 13: 1429943750
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


You Better Not Cry Book Review:

You've eaten too much candy at Christmas...but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses...but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover...but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

Running with Scissors

Running with Scissors
Author: Andrew George Brown,Meg Sircom
Publsiher: Montréal : Cumulus Press
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2001-01
ISBN 10: 9780968352946
ISBN 13: 0968352944
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Running with Scissors Book Review:

Running with Scissors

Running with Scissors
Author: Dave Jacobs-Robinson
Publsiher:
Total Pages: 90
Release: 1998
ISBN 10:
ISBN 13: OCLC:671489184
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


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Abnormal Psychology & Running With Scissors

Abnormal Psychology & Running With Scissors
Author: Ronald J. Comer,Augusten Burroughs
Publsiher: Worth Pub
Total Pages: 329
Release: 2006-05-22
ISBN 10: 9780716772804
ISBN 13: 0716772809
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL


Abnormal Psychology & Running With Scissors Book Review: